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Thursday, October 8, 2015

Senior Citizens Rule!

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could put one over on them very easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. "Oh, come on. I’ll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then, you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer, I’ll pay you $500," the lawyer said. This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word and reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn to ask a question: "What goes up a hill with three legs and come down with four legs?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all of the references he could find on the internet. He even sends emails to all of his smart friends, but to no avail. After an hour of searching for the answer, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior up and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is now going nuts not knowing the answer. So, he wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer another $5 bill, and goes back to sleep! LOL!

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