Southern Baptist Bra

The following is an email forward...

A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York City. He tells the sales lady, "I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B, please." With a quizzical look, the sales lady asks, "What kind of bra?" He repeats, "A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."

The sales lady said, "Oh, yes... now I understand. We don't get as many requests for them as we used to in the past. Lately, most of our customers want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused and a little flustered, the man asks, "So, what are the differences between them?"

The sales lady said, "It's really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He muses on that information for a minute and says, "Hmm... I know I'll regret asking but, what does the Southern Baptist bra do excactly?"

The sales lady said, "Ah... the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!"