COVID-19: Quarantine Breakdown

“Be careful because people are going crazy from being on lockdown! Actually, I was just talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine because she puts a different spin on everything. I didn't discuss it with the fridge either because he is acting cold and distant. In the end, the iron straightened me out and she said everything will be fine because no situation is too pressing. The vacuum cleaner was very unsympathetic and told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all blow over soon! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and the curtains told me... yes, you guessed it... to pull myself together!" 😂