🐺 COYOTE SIGHTINGS...

While coyotes are mostly nocturnal, it's not uncommon to see one during the day. Merely seeing one is not a reason to call the authorities. However, there are certain behaviors which are cause for alarm. Specifically:

* Coyote carrying a box marked ACME.
* Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon.
* Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" and "Free Bird Seed."
* Coyote possessing a giant magnet.
* Coyote possessing a catapult.
* Coyote detonating explosives or TNT.
* Coyote launching itself from a giant crossbow.
* Coyote painting a fake tunnel entrance on the side of a mountain.

If you witness any of the above behaviors, you should call your local Fish & Wildlife Department right away. Spread the word!