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I’m gonna say this once and don't care if you like it or not. Since the countdown to NFL football season has begun, I guess it's time to get a few things straight before it starts. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but consider yourself warned.
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING on Thursday and Monday nights or past noon on Sunday unless you have NFL football on a television. Please Note: Games featuring The Philadelphia Eagles take priority over all other games.
2. I WILL be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while The Philadelphia Eagles are playing.
3. Whenever possible, I will wear Philadelphia Eagles gear all through the week. No exceptions.
4. Weddings and all other events are for bye weeks or planned around GAME TIME! It's not my fault you are starting your married life on a game day, thus proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I am not saying I won't be there, but I will do my best as soon as the game is over!
5. In the event that we are watching a game together and you are not a Philadelphia Eagles fan, you will NOT cheer against them, but I will cheer against your team, especially the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins, and Patriots. This might be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative comments against my team.
Thanks for understanding everyone!
